| 00:00 - 00:02 | Go the Honey Badgers! |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | We love you Winny! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Take no notice of Joe... |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | He's on his 3rd strike anyway! |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | How has your pre season training gone? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | I've no idea... I didn't bother going. |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | I'm not doing planks and press ups so I ache all week! |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | What are the prospects for the new season? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Well as long as Lloyd picks me in the team we won't be relegated. |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | I remember back in the 80s I hit millions of runs and took 100s of wickets. |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | I was feared throughout the land... |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | and the Zowen were AWESOME! |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I just hope Rocko gets over his wedding... |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | otherwise I'd send him up the Earls with Walker and Bakes. |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | What about the return of a former player? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | A returning player... |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Who? Mo again? Lakey? Lee Garbage? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | No... The Lord Richard Cox! |
