Intramurals
1,107 views • 4/25/2015
Intramural's goes under
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a standard sign in protocol set up here sir |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | Yesterday we had a breach of security |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and one of the players that had a red card played in a game |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He scored 3 goals and we didn't catch him until after the game |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He left the field before any of us could confront him about it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine, we just ban him |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | from intramurals for the rest of the semester |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He hit |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He hit the game winner for the Mens-A Soccer Championship |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That was the last game til fall |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except Christian, Marcos, Xavier, and Luis |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE GAVE HIM A SHIRT AND HE WALKED OUT WITH IT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE CHEATED THE OTHER TEAM AND DUPED MY SQUAD OF MONKEYS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | YOU'RE TELLING ME NO ONE CHECKED HIS ID |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YOU ARE THE MOST INEPT SUPERVISORS I HAVE EVER HIRED |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You four have a shit storm to clean up |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You aren't getting help from me or demont either |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This was basic training, what the HELL HAPPENED |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer the check in line was immense, we were running behind |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | RUNNING BEHIND - LETS TALK ABOUT THAT TOO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer I cannot control a game going into overtime |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No. You cant. But you can get your officials off their phones and starting captains meetings faster |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | COMPLETE GARBAGE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I hired you four |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Because I thought I was hiring the best of the best |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | NOT BUILDING MANAGER LOOK-ALIKES THAT DO NOTHING |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All you had to do was check the ID's to make sure its ACTUALLY THE PERSON IN THE PICTURE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | YOU TAKE THE ID PUT IT UP TO THEIR FACE AND COMPARE THE TWO. IT ISN'T. HARD. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's literally the easiest part of your jobs and you never do it right |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is going to ruin our department and it's your fault |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I train you day and night |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm here from 6 A.M. until 11 P.M. some nights. This department is everything to me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I cannot watch your every move |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just garbage... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THEY NEVER HAD PROBLEMS LIKE THIS AT OHIO STATE I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVER LEFT |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY GARBAGE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This gym is the only thing of worth on this campus |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I was put into a position OF RESPONSIBILITY |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WATCHING OVER YOU OAFS WILL BE THE END OF ME |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry sam, it wasn't your fault |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Get Sylvia on the phone right now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Abby too. They're the only ones that can maybe remedy this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is probably the end of intramural's |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You four are fired |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm un-registering your hands from the scanners, You are never coming in again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can't have the rest of the SRC staff breathing the same air you breathed |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Long live intramural's |
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