| 00:00 - 00:03 | sIR, WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You won't be happy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Oilers have picked draft picks from all over the world |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They won the lottery and are picking McJesus this year |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The draft will be in Florida just abouttt here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So what, old boys club will ruin him anyways |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Monkeys running the show |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, Uh Katz.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Katz... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Katz made Nichols CEO and he fired the Old Boyz Club |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was announced this morning. chiarelli is the new POHO and GM |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Clear the room so I can digest this news |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WTF is going on!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WTF are we going to do now! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Just when we make the playoffs they go do this! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They will pass us in no time |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What about the Edmonton is no good thread! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who do we make fun of now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They're trying to steal our thunder! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | McDavid is going to rip us a new one! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Kevin Lowe will probably still pull the strings |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No he wont you fukin idiot. Don't be so naive! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm sure he will somehow |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Stop living in a fantasy you idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Your brain is as small as Gudreau! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think the new GM is going to ruin them like Kevin Lowe and Mac T? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We might as well bend over this year |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Nothing to talk about on CP.com! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | might as well shut the site down |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Going to be boring as hell! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We were finally leaving them in the dust |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Everybody is right, Our numbers are unsustainable! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuk me, we won't fluke another season |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We work hard, they win lotteries! Making my Chest Hurt |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Nurse and Drasaitl are coming too |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How will we top that |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Especially after they make trades and get D and Goaltending! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Probably get Babcock or Mclennan too! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And a shiny downtown arena |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ken King promises us one every fukin month |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We're going back to the FUKIN 80's |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry they won't beat us that bad |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ahh, might as well face it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Lowe and Mac T are gone and there is a shit storm coming |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Always one upping us |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | After 9 years it was inevitable |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | After pounding our ass with Gretzky you think we'd get a break |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But no, we'll always be the red headed step child |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Gimme my phone. Calling 960 to vent |
