00:00 - 00:03 | Yo guys, so GTA is coming out in like a few days for PC. |
00:04 - 00:05 | It is apparently really freakin' good. Optimized well and everything. |
00:05 - 00:07 | According to reddit and shit. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Pretty much everyone is going to get it. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Winston, Brett, Nick, Caleb, the whole nine yards. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Alright cool. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Let's buy it ASAP. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
00:27 - 00:28 | I'm sorry to say... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We don't have the money. |
00:34 - 00:36 | We were planning to save up to buy some other shit. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not involved in this decision, please leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS MEANS? |
01:15 - 01:17 | THIS HAS HAPPENED IN THE PAST. |
01:18 - 01:23 | FOR THE NEXT THREE DAMN MONTHS, EVERYBODY WILL BE ON SKYPE PLAYING THIS SHIT. |
01:25 - 01:28 | And we're all going to be left out. |
01:29 - 01:31 | While everyone else has fun, |
01:31 - 01:34 | Getting in car chases, |
01:34 - 01:37 | running over pedestrians, |
01:37 - 01:40 | and blowing up each other to shit, |
01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, it'll probably go down in price during the steam summer sale. |
01:42 - 01:46 | AND HOW CHEAP WILL IT GET? |
01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, at least 10% would be a steal! |
01:48 - 01:52 | That doesn't change the fact that it's still our money we can't afford to spend. |
01:53 - 01:54 | 50 dollars is 50 dollars! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We should have planned for this. |
01:57 - 02:00 | We had the chance to preorder for months! |
02:00 - 02:03 | And what did we spend the money we had on? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Cheeseburgers, chipotle, and virtual item skins in Counter Strike: Global Offensive. |
02:08 - 02:13 | THAT SHIT DOESN'T EVEN EFFECT THE GAME, IT'S PURELY COSMETIC. |
02:14 - 02:16 | But no, we had to compete with fucking Caleb's inventory. |
02:17 - 02:21 | We didn't think for one second to save our money. Not once. |
02:27 - 02:29 | You are all idiots. |
02:30 - 02:34 | You were so focused on the moment, |
02:34 - 02:36 | you didn't think about the future. |
02:41 - 02:42 | So now... |
02:43 - 02:47 | WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY, WHEN EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN DOING SOMETHING ELSE? |
02:48 - 02:53 | Sure, Killing Floor is fun for a while, but only Caleb plans on buying it. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Because he has something we don't. |
02:56 - 02:59 | SOME FUCKING COMMON SENSE AND FORWARD THINKING. |
03:00 - 03:02 | HE WAS WILLING TO SAVE HIS MONEY. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright! Killing Floor 2 is actually a lot of fun. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We never really play much Counter Strike anymore, |
03:19 - 03:23 | And all I wanted to do was have some fun with friends. |
03:25 - 03:26 | But no. |
03:31 - 03:33 | We can't be patient. |
03:40 - 03:46 | We have a serious problem, that won't be fixed for a long time. |
03:46 - 03:49 | And we can't bank on anyone to buy it for us. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking GTA 5. |