| 00:00 - 00:03 | The specs for the new Battlefront game are out. |
| 00:03 - 00:06 | There are only four maps |
| 00:06 - 00:12 | less players per server than Battlefront 2 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and a fraction as many pilotable vehicles. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When it comes out for PC |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we will download mods to replace all of those features. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Herr Gaben.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Companies have begun charging for mod downloads. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | First Valve, and you can bet your ass EA is next. |
| 00:53 - 00:54 | Everybody who's spent real money on hats |
| 00:54 - 00:55 | horse armor |
| 00:55 - 00:56 | candy crush |
| 00:56 - 01:13 | or other nonsense microtransactions, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Devs used to make games fun! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And if not, there was a mod to hit people with dicks or something. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I used to enjoy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | being smugly superior to console tards |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | with their mountain dew and doritos and canned gaming experience. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | When PC games started turning into cheap console ports |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | at least I knew someone would mod it to be playable... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer a lot of mod developers do a ton of work, they deserve to- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Half the time they're fixing broken fucking games! That should never have been released! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, there is also a lot of original content. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And how much "original" content is modding other IPs into games |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | that they won't be able to sell? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think they're going to be get licenses to put Thomas the Tank |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | into fucking Skyrim? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Let alone coveted IPs like Game of Thrones, Disney or Star Wars? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I just want Darth Vader |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to flirt with naked Princess Elsa |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | before force-choking Joffrey in his scrotum! |
| 02:17 - 02:22 | This DLC crap could be a caricature of capitalism used as propaganda by Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now all the best modders |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | will start charging for their stuff. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We'll have to pay extra for features that should've been in the core game. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And even if we're willing to pay |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | this is going to shift the market so the variety of available high-quality mods |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | will never be as diverse as it is now. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll have to jerk off to Elsa watching Let it Go again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | instead of the interactive version on my computer screen. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that gave me blow jobs for every dragon I killed. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ssssh... he doesn't really masturbate to Frozen. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have donated more often back when mods were free. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We all took it for granted, and now modders and gamers alike are getting screwed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | by Valve. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick Gabe Newell. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Let's go get some Mountain Dew, and cool ranch Doritos |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and just go play some X-Box. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll get the verification can. |
