| 00:04 - 00:05 | We think you'll like to go to college |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We made sure to add Columbia and Yale to your list of colleges |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But you should know they are very selective and you need great SAT's and GPA |
| 00:17 - 00:24 | It's okay I'm top of my class and got 2300 on my SAT's I should be fine |
| 00:24 - 00:27 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your grades |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You got an incomplete in Modern History |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your midyear report was sent out with an incomplete |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who got a grade in Ms. Gohar's class leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I should've gotten an easy A like everybody else |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I did all her fucking assignments |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Sat next to a bunch of idiots and argued with them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Over "Modern History" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "We'll discuss important issues and get you ready for college" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THAT FUCKING BITCH IS A LIAR! ONLY ONE PAPER THE WHOLE YEAR |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | SHE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE IT BACK, AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID IT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | She just want's people to pretend to care |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | PRETEND? I FUCKING PAY TUITION TO PRETEND? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Its Senior year nobody wants to do work |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And yet she pretends like she can actually teach |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SHE JUST REPEATS WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHY EVEN HAVE A CLASS CALLED MODERN HISTORY |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IF ALL YOU DO IS WATCH USELESS FUCKING MOVIES? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Catfish and Turkish sex slaves are important issues" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I could learn more history from a cookbook |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She should just write her own damn cookbook of "History" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | At least her students would learn to read |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WHY TALK ABOUT GLOBAL ECONOMIES OR KOREA? ITS ALL ABOUT PROSTITUTES FOR HER |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | She doesn't have 5 minutes to enter my grade |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And then she says it's because I don't do my work |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | FUCK THAT SHIT, NOBODY DOES ANYTHING IN HER CLASS |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And its a mandatory class |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have to choose between Finance and Calculus |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LISTEN TO NOELLE'S "WISDOM" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | IF ITS NOT WHAT SHE WANTS ITS WRONG |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND THEN SHE HAS TO ASSIGN A FUCKING PROJECT |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I FUCKING HATE PROJECTS, THEY JUST WASTE MY TIME |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we can ask Dealy for an A |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | It's too late my dreams of going to Harvard or Duke are done |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Why couldn't I just shut up and be her bitch at the BRP movie night like everyone else? |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | I guess I'll just apply to CUNY |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | And get gangbanged in Brooklyn College |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My asshole's already been stretched by Noelle's "teachings" it can't get much worse |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | Get me a fucking piece of shit camera so I can film the homeless |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And Zea's fucking tripod |
