| 00:00 - 00:03 | DLCs have continued to proliferate. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They're becoming more and more unneccesary, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the games themselves, well, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Increasingly less gameplay, crippling pay-to-win tactics, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And a severe lack of replayibility without DLC content. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good thing we still have free mods, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we can continue being the Master Race. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fhürer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steam... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steam and Valve have decided to put a price to mods. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You'll need to pay for them from now on. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone here who has copied a mod and sold it on the workshop, leave the room right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IN THE FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT WAS BAD BUT THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT SHITFACE GABEN JUST RIPPED STEAM A NEW ASSHOLE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh Gaben, why have you forsaken us? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | TO OUR GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WE HAD SOMETHING THOSE PEASANTS DIDN'T HAVE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND NOW GABEN'S SHITTING ALL OVER US |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fhürer, we still outrank their inferior machines tenfold! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | AND FOR WHAT? FOR WHAT FUCKING PRICE? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fhürer, we are still at the advantage. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This isn't about THE FUCKING CONSOLES ANYMORE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE WAS OUR LORD |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now he's sent a plague |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | over our once glorious land. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And all of Reddit's filled with Gaben hate. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We were born of the Master Race to be FREE from the shackles of peasantry |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | NOT TO DROWN IN THEIR SEA OF SHADY MARKETING SHIT |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is what we get for being loyal. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THAT FAT CUNT HAS TAKEN HIS FINAL SHIT. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just the other day, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Any young lad could put on a mod for a game, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | At will, like a King. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He's selling our freedom to the highest bidder and taxing us like peasants. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's shit like this that's making me lose hope for all gamers. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why can't they just listen? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Does anyone even fucking read history anymore? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The same shit just happens over and over. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we still have gog. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They're all going to do this to us. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Bungie, EA, Microsoft, Valve, now Steam... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's all lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our Race is forlorn. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But we must move on, as we once rose from the tainted consoles. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can't be expected to swim in his muck. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go uninstall Steam. |
