| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have to start moving the ball |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Timmy you set a hard screen on Danny |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Stevie you roll to the 3 point line |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That should open up you, Colin, for a path to the basket |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Head fake once, dip around Tommy in the post and put it in for two |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What if Jordan decides to play defense? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No matter I'll take it in for the win |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Colin |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We are |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | down 15 and 3 games to none |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are whipping us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get the hell out except Timmy, Stevie, Christine, and Kayla |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is going on here! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What do you mean we are down 3 games to none! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We can't suck this bad every year! They just stand around all game! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Danny hasn't made a shot in the last decade |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Tommy is in the streets for half the game |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Jordan shoots from the same spot, every single f'ing shot |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We are so much bigger! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Stevie you gotta man up and stop being soft! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chill out man, I'm only here for Kathy's chicken |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I will not chill out, put your elbows through the rim! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Colin, you take a million threes a game... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm the only one out here giving a damn! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You are all weak! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Timmy get your head out of your ass |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You shoot worse than Helen Keller! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am putting my blood on the line, soaring high above the rim |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We are playing the whitest 3 people in the world! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They couldn't shoot a basket into the sand in the freaking desert! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And we haven't beaten them in 6 years! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You are all a bunch of cowards! Weak soul-less cowards! I ought to never pass the ball again! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have spent months perfecting my shot |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am in the best shape of my life |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am made of iron steel |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Both of you |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will personally stick my foot up your ass if we don't beat these losers! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will not lose to them ever again, 6 years of torture is long enough |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will recruit new players |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And sit your sorry asses for the rest of the game! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You guys will be no better than Ethan! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ethan, its OK its that time of month. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What am I doing? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Casting my team aside, for what, for glory? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its too late. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The series has been lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But we are going to end this my way. Timmy start taking cheap shots at Danny. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Stevie, show Jordan's eye the edge of your elbow |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll take care of the asthmatic kid. |
