| 00:00 - 00:03 | The latest issue of women's wear daily has just arrived |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have only discussed the Berlin fashion show twice |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't like Bruno's sparkly lederhosen, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it doesn't look like Berlin will become a fashion capitol |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of Hugo Boss |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He'll design something classy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They didn't think Hugo Boss was "in" this year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Several brands are threatening to boycott the next Berlin fashion show |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who isn't avant garde please leave the the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Germany is home to Karl Lagerfeld |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We gave the world LEVI STRAUSS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We should be in the ranks with Milan and London |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But WWD just doesn't like our governments policies! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and they find our uniforms tacky |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | my designers said I would be at the peak of the fashion cycle! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, everyone was predicting grey would be in this year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But it isn't! and now we have to redesign the whole miltary's wardrobe!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we've been watching hours and hours of project runway |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But, it hasn't paid off! instead of grey everyone is wearing tangerine tango |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Tangerine Tango!?! I don't even know how to dance! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's the same thing every year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Everyone tells me what will be the next fashionable thing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and it's always wrong! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You know how many times I've been to H&M this year!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now everyone is telling me JCPenney is cool again! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Everyone keeps changing their stores around! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's embarassing going back and furth having to buy a new wardrobe! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What do we do now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my whole empire is collapsing and all i wanted was |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to make Germany a fashion capitol |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this fashion cycles, too much money spent |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | From now on I'm only wearing timeless fashion |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Jeans and a T-shirt from now on! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm sick of these trends |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | no more furry boots, overalls, or skinny jeans! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, I still like skinny jeans |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just can't believe it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell everyone to go buy a pair of Levi's |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We need to support german fashion desingers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We're going to need to get better educated on fashion |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hear CSULB offers a very informative class |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "Professional and Personal Apparel Selection" I believe it's called |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hopefully we can become more fashion foward... |
