| 00:00 - 00:03 | They said they've sold out of tickets Sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Apparently we may have to do our own event |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In a different venue here, with skum |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We know it's not ideal but it might have to do |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can sing songs, dance, drink |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | With skum? you want to do a private event with skum? |
| 00:24 - 00:27 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We hear they have girls in their club |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You know NUSSC's are pretty ropey |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has slept with someone from skum get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was easy when no one liked us |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | But now you want to be friends with skum |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than have a meal with skum |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | NUSSC cannot fraternise with them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We cannot bend to their will |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's bad enough that Penrose slept with Jeni |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We've beaten them in every race....on dry-slope |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They are nothing compared to us |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, what about their snowboarders? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You know no one gives a fuck about snowboarders! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I tried it once when I was 14 and loved it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well then fuck off and join skum you bastard |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If I wanted to sit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | with a bunch of 'steazy' snowsports sluts |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | then I'd have gone to Manchester Uni to begin with |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and talked about warehouse project the whole time |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We are NUSSC. Geordie blood runs in our veins |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we are men, men of Newcastle no less |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | With massive balls |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We are winners, it's what we do |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | People need to be reminded |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We wear our catsuits with pride and elegance |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And most importantly strength |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This may be the final straw |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They beat us at BUISC and again at BUSC |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And do you remember what happened in the duals? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It was an embarrassment |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Sitting with them will be almost as bad as having to sit with Northumbria |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | At least the Poly would provide some amusement... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | My sister goes to Northumbria as well, don't worry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But King's is our final chance |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is our final chance to show skum who rules the North |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And who.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Who will be living the dry-slope dream for another season |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Reigning supreme over all the other Uni's for another season |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Shredding the mat for another year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | In short, who the best snowsports club in the country is... |
