| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your Friday story will run as the lead on SNN. |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | caption text here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can head out and shoot your standup |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at locations here, here or here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | These will work well for your US Terror storyline. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It will look very realistic |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | My Thursday story really kicked ass. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I completely nailed that package. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your story... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your story was changed by the OCs in CSL. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They completely changed the message. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's not with Metro Productions get out. John, Gene, Pat and Curtis stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Changing my story this late. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have to start all over now and go back to the Red Book |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do they know how long this will take me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have to shoot a new stand up, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | cut a new VO and find all new B-Roll. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is a complete pain in the ass! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, Metro will help you with the re-write. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you think I need help writing. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, we're pretty good at writing news copy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I can write the new script. I can do that. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But a new stand up.. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's fucking dark outside now! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Its supposed to be daytime in St Louis. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I should be reporting outdoors. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | These stories are supposed to look good and be realistic. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm trying my best here. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But some OC in CSL decides to change the storyline. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And I get the shaft! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would just change the anchor copy. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That would be much easier. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But they change my part. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much overthinking of the situation. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This isn't real news, just SNN. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I worked really hard on this. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Is this supposed to be realistic training. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | At least mary Alice could have approved my script faster. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay MA, he's just upset about his story. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll just write some crap. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And go shoot a stand up in the Hall of Flags. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That'll look realistic. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My story will suck. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But at least this AT is better than last year. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | God I hate going to that Boy Scout Jamboree. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's just go finish the story. |
