| 00:00 - 00:05 | Sir we have an issue. Regarding our Enterprise stores |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on the east and west coast |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Connectivity issues, drawer problems and server outages |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they trying to prepare for Mother's Day and it's a mess. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine, it's fine |
| 00:19 - 00:23 | Brittny will be handling our support issues... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Brittny will be leaving NetSolace support. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She's moving up to EA Store Support |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't plan on owning their own store someday, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD THEY LET HER LEAVE?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO CLOSE ALL MY STORES! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHY DOES THAT PLACE KEEP LOSING PEOPLE?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FIRST J, NOW THIS?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I FEEL LIKE GETTING OUT OF EA RIGHT NOW! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is EXACTLY what I was afraid would happen! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHO ARE WE SUPPOSE TO CALL NOW?! THAT EURO GUY!?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, she made the choice on her own they didn't let her go! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I do not... GIVE A SHIT! They let it HAPPEN! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, perhaps we can call her cellphone |
| 01:48 - 01:51 | Corporate would not allow us to do that |
| 01:51 - 01:52 | You MORON! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | JESUS CHRIST! |
| 01:55 - 02:00 | Perhaps now I can start a Quiznos chain |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And serve some delicious toasted fucking grinders! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't even sell fruit with a decent support team to back me?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I want is to make life a little sweeter.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I swear if we don't get her back I'm DONE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So who will we call with our issues? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who else will make me feel good, good about owning a store? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That was one of the strengths of the BMFB! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's too much |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They're going to get so much shit for losing her - even MORE than losing J! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I hope the whole place just burns to the ground! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But no wait, Brittny's in the same building |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then I just hope something wakes up management! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole damn worthless lot of them! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, you can still subscribe to her Instagram |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What is the use... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ... of having a support department without her? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A lost cause... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I feel so hopeless |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want you to send out an Enterprise-wide message. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And let them know that Brittny's no longer at NetSolace. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see what happens next... |
