| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...our developers are all over the map misunderstanding the requirements. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And are lost over here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, the coding monkeys will miss another deadline. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it's not clear where they will end up. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their lead apes |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and supply them with more monkeys and bananas. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner miscalculated and we need more money and code monkeys. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The leaders left to go swinging in the trees. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except for Ankeney, Saverio, Ingram and Buckley. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a huge project with no goals? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And no dates we can meet? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked and wandering lost! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to all the previous EFS rewrite projects. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fooled by a babysitting app! Everyone who thinks child care is easy...... is like sheep asking to be led to the slaughter |
| 01:37 - 01:37 | ... is like sheep asking to be led to the slaughter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, throw more requirements to maintenance. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to charge in and support something without aim? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, OEL is frustrated and looking for another plan. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get another plan, but what of it? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Petty promises from project leaders. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the system!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A big company like HP can't rewrite software written by small time hackers? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn plan! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We have more monkeys than a planet full of apes but..we are stalling. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We are doomed without Bob and Abdel. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't code something you don't understand. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people a flashy CRM tool. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all can jump to another project. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Comply with the CAP and produce another plan. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a leader to pop up. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they make concrete demands, they may stand a chance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
