| 00:00 - 00:03 | West Coasts problems are continuing and we have said we can help them out. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've got some spare 37's and 47's and our route knowledge is good. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Signing here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Obviously steam is out of the question but there are other things we can do. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can operate their stock and concentrate on Carlisle. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is great, we can do loads of stuff. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Circles of Scotland with the Scotsman. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Pirate Captain............ |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | errrrr.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We heard just now, GBRf are going to do it.... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have the Deltic, Belmond like it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who knows John thompson, Simon Mcglen or Gary lennon leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking GBRf |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We had this with the Mallaig ballast.. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How did they sneak into this??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We should be doing it, I'm made for that job. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're mates with Belmond, who the fuck are GBRf |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I bet Thompson has said he'll drive 18hrs a day or something |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sleepers, our ballasts and fucking magic route knowledge |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Since when did they go to Keith or Kyle. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We looked you don't sign Gourock or the Forth bridge |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I could learn that in two days yer clown, i'll use a quayle if i have to for that bit. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Pirate Captain you can't do it all, we have the Cumbrian Coast to think about. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Everything stops for the West Highland line, it seperates the top men from the plebs. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Sneaky bastards!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | how's he signing Gourock bet they've never been |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and what do they know about posh trains |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Me and Ploppy are the top men, not fucking Thompson. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 059 they took to Mallaig and they stole the sleepers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | swanning around on his 87 or the fucking bulks blocking the west highland all day. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are always in the fucking way |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the bastards won't even give me a start with a route card like mine too!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're the best Pirates, not them. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have a big route card and I really love my job. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That was my treasure, not theirs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We can't have this, . |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They got the sleepers and they haven't used their own engines, for fucks sake. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Lennon has only been driving five minutes and h'es already been to the Fort more times than me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They only come sniffing when there is real money to be made. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Wait til I tell Black Dog about this. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Whats our bosses doing useless fuckers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, we'll give him a review of Mallaig, it will calm him down. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | if it wasn't for him i'd have the biggest route card |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i can't survive without glory jobs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | maybe its the end |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | treasure like that, its rare you know |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | perhaps i'm not the pirate i thought i was |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | growing tired of losing these fights |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | get me my flintlock |
