| 00:00 - 00:05 | The release candidate, build 35, this is it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is the one! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We told QA this is the one, this one is going to production |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | There are no outstanding issues, everything works |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | All the code reviews are done |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | with full impact analysis |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | they believed it |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | they had no idea |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We were already building another release candidate |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | with fixes for bugs they don't know exist |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | and will require a full re-test of everything |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | by the time they start installing this build |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | the next one will already be building |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | and they will have to start all over again |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And by the time they will start installing that one |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | we´ll start over again |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | which they will discover is broken as well |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and start over again, and again |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | they cannot possibly keep up |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | they will have to install at least 8 new builds |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | before we really have a release candidate ready |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | they will just keep rejecting builds |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | while we continue to throw broken builds at them |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | They will get so annoyed |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | loose so much sleep |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Meanwhile we´ll just keep one building |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | another release candidate |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | while they are busy testing the one |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | they think is ready for production |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | because we told them so |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | they just take our word for it! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Now they are observers on code reviews |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | they have absolutely no idea what's going on |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | they arent coders |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | how can they possibly know what development is up to |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Then they go on and ask for documentation and properly formed requirements |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | requirements to? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yea requirements to! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | their never going to get a well formed requirement |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I´ll be cold and dead before that happends |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They´ll just say they did a limited regression |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | only a limited regression? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | yea a limited regression, theres no way |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | they will know what to test |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | or how to test it. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They dont have any requirements! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | No documentation |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | they are so screwed. |
