| 00:01 - 00:06 | You are here today for a special reason |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Would you like to share with us why you are so deeply troubled? |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Ma'am would you like to start? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | I would but he's still upset |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Someone took my battery |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sorry, batteries are important |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | You see, I'm a boss and i am very important. I was in the army |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Sorry sorry - go on |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | I have my own parking spot and I make people turn on lights. I mean, I could do it but I'm a boss |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | ........ |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | Ha ha ha ha ha - |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | please tell me about the battery |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | You say that you have a battery with your name on it and someone stole it? |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | Ha ha ha ha ha |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | I don't know why he's laughing, I'm a boss |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Tell me about this battery |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | I know it was special to you and I am sorry, continue |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | You are a boss, you have a parking spot, you go south alone |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | He makes people move his vehicle and he calls out his own officials out on the router |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Um huh |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | TC's will be signed at each individuals own demise |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | ...... |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | Their own demise I say |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | ...... |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | I just want my battery back.... I want it! I want it! I want it! |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | Do you know who I am? |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Ha ha ha ha |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | Ha ha ha |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Ha ha ha ha |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | I just want my battery and he's over there laughing |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | I'm sorry I'm sorry please continue |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Please |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | I'm sorry, u are right...I'm just confused |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | The men tell us that you broadcasted to everyone about your special battery |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Does anyone have anything to add? |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | Well |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | Well it was a special battery |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | I once had a special battery so I understand |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | Ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Does this guy know who I am? |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | It was a special battery |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | It was my battery |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Stop it! Stop it! A battery!!??? |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | It was his special battery |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | ...... |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Guys, he needs his special battery - please |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | We interrupt this program |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | If anyone has any knowledge |
| 02:51 - 02:56 | Contact 1-800-bat-tery |
