00:00 - 00:03 | Finally we were able to destroy the enemy's airfield. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Soon the territory will be ours. |
00:05 - 00:07 | We may even be able to move onto a new map. |
00:08 - 00:12 | That can only happen though... |
00:12 - 00:15 | If we get some more planes in the air. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Just send in the Black Widow's squadron. |
00:19 - 00:21 | They will be able to control the air. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Well, Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | It seems... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Black Widow and his squadron have already been shot down by a rookie pilot. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He calls himself the blue knight. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If your K/D ratio is below 2.0 then get the fuck out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | GOD DAMMIT GARY! |
01:15 - 01:17 | The Black Widow was the best pilot in our clan. |
01:18 - 01:23 | How the fuck did this happen? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Please don't tell me... |
01:29 - 01:31 | that the Black Widow... |
01:31 - 01:34 | was stroking his cock at the controls again. |
01:34 - 01:37 | That guy has a fucking problem! |
01:37 - 01:40 | And now my brother is the top pilot. |
01:40 - 01:42 | My K/D is above 3.0, I will take down your brother myself. |
01:42 - 01:46 | GARY BEATS ME AT EVERYTHING! |
01:46 - 01:48 | I know, but I might have a chance. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You fly like you have down syndrome. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Gary just has to beat me at everything doesn't he. |
01:56 - 01:57 | He was always mother's favorite. |
01:57 - 02:00 | I don't understand why he can't let me enjoy one fucking game. |
02:00 - 02:03 | I can't go up and fight him. |
02:04 - 02:08 | He will just beat my ass and call me a loser whenever he sees me |
02:08 - 02:13 | He even makes better fucking beans than me. |
02:14 - 02:16 | My mother wouldn't even give me her shitty recipe. |
02:17 - 02:21 | And now I spend every waking moment trying to make the best beans. |
02:27 - 02:29 | If I go up and fight, I will lose. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Even if I take my best pilots with me. |
02:34 - 02:36 | There is no way I can beat this blue knight! |
02:41 - 02:42 | I hope he eats shit. |
02:43 - 02:47 | He is destroying our clan. |
02:48 - 02:53 | He killed the only pilot I will ever trust, the black widow. |
02:54 - 02:56 | But I guess you retards don't have any good ideas. |
02:56 - 02:59 | You just stand there with shit in your pants. |
03:00 - 03:02 | AND YOU MAKE THIS ROOM SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA'S ASSHOLE. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, his grandma wasn't that stinky. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Alright... |
03:19 - 03:23 | I decided I will fight him. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck me. |
03:31 - 03:33 | If I lose I am ending my life. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I hope I can find a sturdy fan to hang myself on. |
03:46 - 03:49 | You guys need to find one... |
03:53 - 03:56 | please... |