| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mass Effect 3 is due in only a week. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The rage from the dirty communists |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | bitching about day 1 DLC has dissipated. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Also, have you heard of |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the new romancing options in the game? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I cheated on Ashley for Miranda, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but it's for the greater good for the master race. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bioware... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bioware's new romancing options |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | include possible same sex relationships. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who did not finish Mass Effect 2 on Insanity difficulty, including all DLC, fuck off. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | SAME SEX RELATIONSHIPS!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What kind of degeneration is Bioware promoting? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First, this xenophiliac disturbance with Liara, now this?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They're tearing down the master race by tainting the youth with this! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A perfect world with only beautiful, blonde people. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then Bioware says it's okay to have sex with aliens |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and now have GAY sex with aliens?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The only two characters a male Shepard should romance are Ashley and/or Miranda! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, what about the sizable following for Tali'Zorah? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Talimancers are the biggest embarrassment to Mass Effect! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they like the way she fills out the suit and wonder what her face looks like. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Sex with Tali would be like having sex with a woman with influenza! It's disgusting! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She'd be coughing and sneezing everywhere! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If you find that attractive, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you have serious problems! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I ought to execute you now for even thinking Tali is attractive! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And what now? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Are they going to make it so female Shepard can screw her too? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They already displayed girl on girl action with the asari. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now, Bioware just want to complete that circle. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My master race. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My beautiful master race. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Bioware is trying to ruin it for me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Saying its alright |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | for dudes to screw other dudes and girls to screw other girls. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | People would be too busy doing each other to make true offspring of the master race. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I won't let this stand! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Anyone who romanced a non-white-human crew member in a hetero or homosexual manor |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | needs to be put to death! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I told you not to romance Jacob. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And to think Bioware did this before in Dragon Age II. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Nobody cared enough about that game to notice |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | so I thought there would be no harm done. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but this is unforgivable. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Round up everyone who romanced anyone except for a heterosexual relationship with Ashley, Kaiden, Miranda, Jack, or Kelly. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Put them in concentration camps. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Then, they'll be sorry. |
