| 00:04 - 00:05 | The news is out all over town |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We lose again. East Coast custies shut out |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Cafe a Go-Go, the Fillmore, the Manhattan Ballroom |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As compared with Magoo's Pizza? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Jerry is rolling over in his grave |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What happened to the "ways and means"? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | New Yawkers made the scene and now we got bupkus? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 52 shows at the Spectrum. The Boston Garden. Are they kidding? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I even saw them in Brooklyn with Traffic |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | WIll all but the East Coast SS Officers leave the room? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | It used to be "SS" stood for sun shine. Now it's "some shit" |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where is Santa Clara anyway. And Bill Walton is a psychedelic buffoon. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The old SF hippies are like dinosaurs. No one has mojo like fuckin' East Coast custies .... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And the Core Four know it. You can run but you cannot hide in Bobbie's mustache |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Goddam Mickey. He should know better. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He is -- or was -- one of use. Too much of that Owlsley 25? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Where did they sell the most records? Where did they score the best drugs? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hell, where did they play the most shows? The East Coast. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why? It's a Goddam rhetorical question. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Peter Shapiro says that he is "working on" a way we can all experience the "Fare Thee Well" celebration |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | "Work on this, Peter," before this Yank yanks your Peter! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Doesn't John Scher have any juice left? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Where is Wolfgang when you need him? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We put the fuckin' Grateful Dead on the map |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And now we have got diddly-squat to show for it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 3 Chicago shows. 2 Santa Claus shows, no I mean Santa Clara shows |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And we get to hold out what in our hands? I am mad!!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And no friends? No David Nelson? Tom Constanten? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even Donna Frickin' Godchaux? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I would even take the Playin' screeches |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You say you want a revolution? You say you need the heavy artillery? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Take this cannon and shove it where the sun don't shine |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I remember the Thomas Hoving Be Here parties in Central Park |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I think Jerry got his lips stuck on a nitrous tank |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How do we pick ourselves up and get back in the race? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And don't give me the "That's life, bullshit" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Annie Leibovitz promised to shoot me back stage |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now the only person getting shots backstage is Bobby |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What's wrong with 3 Giants Stadium shows? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Add that born again guy, Bobby Zimmerman |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He can't help himself. Syphilis does that to you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I still have a jar of 714's. Call Bobby and see if we can work something out |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell Phil I am an organ donor |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tell Mickey we forgive his dad's transgressions |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And remember, none of that "Wanna buy a watch shit" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I get headaches west of the Mississippi |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Oh, well, break out the George Foreman grill for 1 last road trip |
