| 00:00 - 00:05 | so he calls me saturday night |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | tell me enrico will the vespa make it to clacton and back |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | what dyou mean i said |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | well i cant have them lambretta lot taking the piss again |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | of course you wont i said |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | its true |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | honestly |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | its true |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | of course it wont make it |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | its true |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | every time you go out the bloody thing konks out |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | last week it got a little damp |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and you even lost your exhaust |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | driving down the a127 |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | you silly sod |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | its gotta be the most unluckiest vespa |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | ive ever made |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | its true |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | i wish you had listened to mark |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and bought a lambretta |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | ahhhh mammma mia |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | mamma mia |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | he doesnt listen |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | he thinks he cruises at 55mph |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | but in reality he is doing 40mph |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | even the girls are overtaking him |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | they laugh as they go by |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | seriously |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | they are laughing |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | when they pass he has to breathe the 2 stroke in |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | its true |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | oh blimey blimey |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ohhhhhhhh |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and now when he breaks down he gets harry the horse |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | to tow him home |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | bloody pikey bought him from millwall from some bloke with a caravan |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | no fucking way |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yes millwall |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | i could have sworn he supported west ham |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | anyway seriously |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | oh my lord he makes me laugh so much |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | poor old stephen |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | he wants to go faster and be more reliable when he goes out for a ride |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | so i told him get a lambretta |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | oh he wont listen though |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | bloody snail |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | oh seriously sluggish |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | oh hes a great lad really but slow |
