| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new Auto Action arrived sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It has all the up to date news |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From Formula 1 to V8 Supercars |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Even Formula Vee gets a mention |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | plus that bloke Foges writes a column |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the race reports? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to read about what happened last week |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | race reports... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Race reports have moved to the website |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They will no longer be in the magazine |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that thinks this is a good move please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | No more race reports?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you fucking kidding me?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What is the point of buying Auto fucking Action if there are no race reports |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I am 53 years old, I don't know how the internet works |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What will I read when I take a shit now? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't take my laptop to the toilet with me can I? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don't care that the race reports were four days old at minimum |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I demand to read it no matter how outdated |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, this is how reports are read in the modern era |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the modern era! I don't want things to change from the way they were in ninteen-eighty-fucking-nine |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, this way they are free and available instantly |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care when they are available |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It is the principal of reading them in a magazine |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want my god damn race report you fucks |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sure its all good and dandy putting them online for those that have the internet |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But what about those of us that don't have one of those |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Not everyone wants to have access to the entire wealth of human knowledge at their fingertips |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am old and scared of change, okay? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The world cannot move on until I am dead in my grave |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I have been reading this magazine for over 30 fucking years |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Doesn't my input count for anything? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have every issue ever released |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I like the way they feel on my wrinkled hands |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is part of a conspiracy isn't it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I bet Foxtel paid them to do this |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I refuse to pay for my TV coverage |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I refuse to read race reports anywhere else |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I want to watch it live for free and pay for old information |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who cares about anything else in the magazine anyway |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Cameron, the phone calls will stop soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The next thing you are going to tell me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | is that they will provide free analysis in the form of a list |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or create videos like some wannabe Top Gear |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | AA is dead to me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There is now only one solution for this horrible mess |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | What we must do is... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "Sack the Editor" |
