| 00:00 - 00:03 | Copies of the latest approved storyboard are on your desk |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Camera teams are waiting |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at the new locations |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The parking permits for the equipment trucks have been cleared |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The shooting permits from the city government have also cleared |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | After all the planning and re-planning |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | there is nothing stopping us now |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The client... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The client is demanding a 10% discount on the project |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say its company policy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except for the producer, the art director, the gaffer and the director of photography |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Unbelievable amateurish bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did they read the fucking itemized budget breakdown? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We spent months on that budget |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Accounting for the project's costs |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | While catering to all their last minute demands |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We're already halfway through production and money has been spent! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A 10% budget reduction at this point cripples the whole operation! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, working for this client will look great on our portfolio |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Portfolio? My kids can't eat portfolios! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, if we do it this time then maybe the next time... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't you see they will just fuck us again |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's all they do! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They entice us smaller companies |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Into taking their attractive contracts |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Promising all kinds of great future work |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You guys will be big one day if you stick with us |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We know we are being a bit demanding but you have to trust us |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But it's all a fucking pile of horseshit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They just want to squeeze us like oranges til we are dry |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And then squeeze some more |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But we are professionals, damnit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We do great work! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Well not this time |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Take that discount request and tell them to shove it up their fucking assholes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can't put up with this shit anymore and you shouldn't either |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Put a halt to production |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No one can finish this contract |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They'll never be able to reproduce our concept |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The next contractor will hire us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All that money we spent on sweet new gear |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We might as well shoot a porno or something |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gay porn |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Gay porn sells for more |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | On days like today I'm so glad I didn't go to film school |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Days like today aren't taught there |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Start working on log lines for a big dick porn movie |
