00:00 - 00:03 | Brezhnev was seen buying models yesterday |
00:04 - 00:05 | He went to the model shop here in the Hutt |
00:05 - 00:07 | And returned to the aforementioned house in Naenae |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have come to the conclusion that he is actually someone else |
00:12 - 00:15 | who lives here in the house up the hill |
00:17 - 00:19 | No worries, he's probably just visiting a friend there or something. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Possibly that Liam person who lives there. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Brezhnev... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Brezhnev is not visiting Liam Drummond. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are the same person. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who did not expect this turn of events, leave the room now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the bloody sakes! |
01:15 - 01:17 | What do you mean the are the same person?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Just because they look similar does not mean they are one and the same! |
01:25 - 01:28 | How could you come to such an idiotic conclusion! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Brezhnev doesn't even like Airfix! |
01:31 - 01:34 | He only buys the SS model infantry to break them! |
01:34 - 01:37 | He couldn't build a bloody model if he tried! |
01:37 - 01:40 | The pieces are too small for him! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, he likes to buy the 1/32 scale airplanes! |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a damn! He's a bumbling idiot! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, his friend Josh would say otherwise! |
01:48 - 01:52 | He would break the pieces like I break these pencils! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Idiot! |
01:56 - 01:57 | If he is really capable of such fine work, |
01:57 - 02:00 | Then perhaps the Kremlin is actually a giant model! |
02:00 - 02:03 | What a ridiculous proposition! |
02:04 - 02:08 | The Russian model soldiers are marching towards this bunker right now |
02:08 - 02:13 | With their plastic tanks and plastic rifles, |
02:14 - 02:16 | Coming to blow us up with plastic Katyusha rockets! |
02:17 - 02:21 | And in the model Kremlin, there is a plastic Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Please tell me, |
02:30 - 02:34 | If this is really true, why are we losing the war? |
02:34 - 02:36 | If Stalin has a model enthusiast as his successor? |
02:41 - 02:42 | And why, tell me why, |
02:43 - 02:47 | Why on Earth is the next Soviet leader living in the suburbs of New Zealand? |
02:48 - 02:53 | It makes less sense than Fegelein's antics! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Do you even have any proof for this hypothesis? |
02:56 - 02:59 | But I suppose you don't need any! |
03:00 - 03:02 | When the two look exactly the same! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Hitler likes models too. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I guess it must be true. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Congratulations on your success. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Mr Strauss. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Go buy me some models. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I want Airfix Afrika Korps and German Mountain Troops. |
03:46 - 03:49 | As well as a Panzer IV. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'll need some glue as well. |