| 00:00 - 00:03 | Nav, Fight club have hit our mid pack hard. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have three starred Phil, Rod |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Deanne, Chad and Carlos. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Their 9 and 7 are preparing attacks and looks like an 813 light and GoWiPe. |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | and their 3 and 5 are preparing to hit |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | Simon, Surikon and Huong. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Thats OK, Our midpack and upper guys will smash their faces. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir Darkcloud... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kilo... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kilo, Surikon and Rob all had fail-whale attacks. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They fucked up with their spells and cc. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except for Kyle, John, Phil and Rob. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DAFUQ WERE THOSE ATTACKS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHO THE FUCK USES THE WRONG SPELLS!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You tease LekshuMate, but at least he knows the difference between a fucking Rage spell and a Lightning Spell!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:29 | How does someone get to TH10 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and not know how to lure a CC out!?!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Seriously though
come on man! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Checking spells and CC is primary school shit! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even Isaiah can count three fucking spells!. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir Darkcloud
kilo gemmed up a second attack and got 97%..... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK PHIL 'GEM QUEEN' NGUYEN!?!?!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir Darkcloud, we still have Simon to clean them up! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Simon 1 Star Nguyen, couldnt even clean a plate if I gave him a dishwasher! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck me! Do I have to 6 star again!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My back hurts more from carrying this team |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | than that time we had to carry Johns mum to bed |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and clean her filthy undies! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How many times at Johns party did I have to tell you guys! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Always lure the CC and always request good reinforcements. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I might as well be donate goblins to you useless pricks! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At least then Id be able to laugh at you dipshits! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was never taught these things. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But unlike you downies, Im not a complete fucking retard! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fucking hopeless noobs! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hey guise, can my friend Chops join, hes good! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | At least chops would remember to bring some fucking spells! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You guys should buy some more gems! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But youd probably upgrade your Town Hall |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and leave it with wooden walls! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And dont get me started on the Sisters! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Mary, he didnt see your 2 stars. |
| 03:13 - 03:17 | Its like teaching kindergarten in here. |
| 03:18 - 03:26 | Id tell you guys to drop down a few levels but all youll probably do is piss your pants. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We suck balls.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I swear, the next person who doesnt three star..... Youre fucked. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Youll be on donation duty for the next 10 wars! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You can all fuck off now. |
