| 00:00 - 00:03 | On Wednesday we will go to Clover, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Thursday we will do fifth and a friend, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and finally Friday we will |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | do a clearout in the Quint. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It should be off the wall. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ah... finally. A clearout in the Quint. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's been months. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Joros. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Scanlon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Scanlon has banned you from the Quint... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you have been banned under the laws of comunitas. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone in any of the old worst Quints, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Every year the same shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You think they will fix the fucking lack of comunitas |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and finally pick just five adequate freshman. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How could it be any worse than last year? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | (this is Emma and Mooney) |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Tim wifed up within two weeks.... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Pat moving in with Cory.... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Buck still hangs out with the sophomores cus he can't let go! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Virg, Wilson, and Ainbinder are not that bad. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Like shit they are. They never leave 1 oh fucking 7! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Joros... relax the rest of the Quint was pretty cool. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jake??? Maybe if he would have brought KP around more! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | For the love of comunitas! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And what do they do to remedey the situation? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They pick five more wet towels for the Quint. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Those who don't study history are doomed to fucking repeat it. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Conrad seemed like a lock but has anyone seen him this semester?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Chip decided to become a goddamned Navy Seal. Get your prioroties straight and |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | have a Hammes more than once a month. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And fucking Phil. He's worse than Tim and Emma if that is even possible. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Abdel blows too. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And then they pass over me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The burning flame that fuels Sorin. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Shane??? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Shane is a shittier version of his shitty older brother. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Cobb and Bob got less votes than Comer's fucking write-in campaign! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Dinker is the new Fulnecky! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And the rest of them all have to babysit Jake Schroeder all year. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "I REFUSE MEDICAL TREATMENT!" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Bridget, you're a lock for next year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And next year's captains are hopeless |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We're doomed if Pearl gets a spot just for sucking off Spinelli freshman year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least paintball will be fun. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Marky would never drop the ball. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fliff swore by him. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This is the best planned Secession Week ever. |
