| 00:00 - 00:01 | Heath & Safety have shut Oscar Grill down |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | What the FUCK are you talking about?? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | IT's GOT 5 STARS |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | I HAD AN OG SPECIAL YESTERDAY!! |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | I WANT EVERY HEATH AND SAFTETY INSPECTOR PAINTED GOLD AND BEHEADED INSTANTLY |
| 00:13 - 00:14 | NOW! |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | AND GO GET ME THAT FUCKING MEHMET! |
| 00:17 - 00:17 | MEHMET! |
| 00:18 - 00:18 | MEHMET! |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | MEHMET! |
