| 00:00 - 00:03 | Bungie's weekly update has been released gentlemen. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Update to The Crucible... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Special ammo will be limited |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There will also be cosmetic options for social spaces |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You can finally wear your exotic helmet in the Tower |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Certainly there were some details... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | about the House of Wolves expansion |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | DeeJ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | DeeJ did not state any details about House of Wolves |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We will have to wait at least another week |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone still playing The Dark Below, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS UPDATE IS SHIT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We've been waiting months for this expansion! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We've had weeks and weeks of cock teases! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | DeeJ thinks he's cute by stringing out patch notes |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Meanwhile, my fireteam is dropping like flies! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Bell has been in orbit since New Years |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Shawn has entered the witness protection program |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Finnegan is playing Grand Theft Auto! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they have all hit level 32, there's nothing left to do |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You can still rank up weapons! We'll need strength for the new raid! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir... we don't know what the raid will be |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you know how it feels to run Heroics will random dudes? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They're all noobs! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They shit their pants and go AFK... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the second we get to the strike boss |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You can hear them cry for Mommy when Omnigul screams |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And don't even get me started on Valus Ta'aurc... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | These bitches want to speed run to the end only to dance in the cheese room |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And when I just popped some Network Supply Codes for glimmer |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No one respects that I have blow obscene amounts of glimmer for heavy packs! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just don't understand... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They've been milking this damn 1.1.2 patch for weeks |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | When all we care about is the damn expansion |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bungie's toying with us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They know we're sick of The Hive and running the same damn bounties |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If I have to run the sword one more time in the raid, I'm going to explode! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At least Montler had a reason to play... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He didn't have the Suros Regime yet |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But today he can just buy it from Xur! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he still needs a Black Hammer |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I'm being selfish |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just want to be exited about Destiny again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For us |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The wait has been too long |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They could at least give us a teaser or a raid screenshot |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If not a firm release date |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This grind is fucking real |
