00:00 - 00:03Bungie's weekly update has been released gentlemen.
00:04 - 00:05Update to The Crucible...
00:05 - 00:07Special ammo will be limited
00:08 - 00:12There will also be cosmetic options for social spaces
00:12 - 00:15You can finally wear your exotic helmet in the Tower
00:17 - 00:19Certainly there were some details...
00:19 - 00:21about the House of Wolves expansion
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28DeeJ...
00:31 - 00:33DeeJ did not state any details about House of Wolves
00:34 - 00:36We will have to wait at least another week
00:53 - 00:58Anyone still playing The Dark Below, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15THIS UPDATE IS SHIT!
01:15 - 01:17We've been waiting months for this expansion!
01:18 - 01:23We've had weeks and weeks of cock teases!
01:25 - 01:28DeeJ thinks he's cute by stringing out patch notes
01:29 - 01:31Meanwhile, my fireteam is dropping like flies!
01:31 - 01:34Bell has been in orbit since New Years
01:34 - 01:37Shawn has entered the witness protection program
01:37 - 01:40Finnegan is playing Grand Theft Auto!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, they have all hit level 32, there's nothing left to do
01:42 - 01:46You can still rank up weapons! We'll need strength for the new raid!
01:46 - 01:48Sir... we don't know what the raid will be
01:48 - 01:52Do you know how it feels to run Heroics will random dudes?
01:53 - 01:54They're all noobs!
01:56 - 01:57They shit their pants and go AFK...
01:57 - 02:00 the second we get to the strike boss
02:00 - 02:03You can hear them cry for Mommy when Omnigul screams
02:04 - 02:08And don't even get me started on Valus Ta'aurc...
02:08 - 02:13These bitches want to speed run to the end only to dance in the cheese room
02:14 - 02:16And when I just popped some Network Supply Codes for glimmer
02:17 - 02:21No one respects that I have blow obscene amounts of glimmer for heavy packs!
02:27 - 02:29I just don't understand...
02:30 - 02:34They've been milking this damn 1.1.2 patch for weeks
02:34 - 02:36When all we care about is the damn expansion
02:41 - 02:42Bungie's toying with us
02:43 - 02:47They know we're sick of The Hive and running the same damn bounties
02:48 - 02:53If I have to run the sword one more time in the raid, I'm going to explode!
02:54 - 02:56At least Montler had a reason to play...
02:56 - 02:59He didn't have the Suros Regime yet
03:00 - 03:02But today he can just buy it from Xur!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, he still needs a Black Hammer
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I'm being selfish
03:19 - 03:23I just want to be exited about Destiny again
03:25 - 03:26For us
03:31 - 03:33The wait has been too long
03:40 - 03:46They could at least give us a teaser or a raid screenshot
03:46 - 03:49If not a firm release date
03:53 - 03:56This grind is fucking real