| 00:00 - 00:03 | It would appear that Bill Pincins has won 94 WHJY's Megadeth contest. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He was to collect his prize by driving here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A place called the Mohegan Sun. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, he was to win tickets, and an expensive guitar. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They claimed he would get the guitar off Mustaine's back. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That sounds like a bad ass prize. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He must be very excited. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They switched guitars on him backstage. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Backstage they gave him a cheaper model. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who likes transexual porn can leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What kind of bullshit is this ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Promising a nice guitar and then handing him a cheap one? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Is there not one single ginger bastard who can be trusted not to screw your ass? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do they think he will stand for this? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's complete thieving bullshit! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Just the type of shit you'd expect from a junkie shit head! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Getting a man's hopes up and swindling him! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Taking his dream of a free bad ass guitar right from him! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he still got tickets to the big rock show! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you think he gives a flying fuck about another rehashed metal show? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they were pretty decent tickets, and they were free. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He could afford his own tickets, do you really think he cares about that? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Another dream crushed! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He just wanted to win a cool guitar. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, you've won but you won't get the prize as advertised" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Here is a cheaper version, kid" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you guys fucking kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need to be held accountable for stealing a man's hope from him, and shitting on the dream. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need to make it right for him. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That smirking asshole handed him the good guitar, knowing full well that he would be getting it back . |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They stole the dream from him. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they knew the joy in his heart... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That feeling that you've won a cool guitar. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now it's dead. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He won't even find solace in his magnificent STAR WARS action figure collection. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It will be as if Admiral Akbar is laughing at him. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Telling him it was a trap. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Making him even angrier at the betrayal. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing was a frickin' sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, someone will pay for this. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now he has a mediocre guitar |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and he'll probably want to sell it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | on Ebay |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | for money for bills. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And he will never be able to listen to WAKE UP DEAD ever again without remembering |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | without thinking |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Mustaine is a cunt. |
