| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sydney are requesting resources |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are asking for developers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | testers and designers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There are too many requests sir |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are even asking for estimates |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of the Tech Leads |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our internet... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our internet went down |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can't connect through lync |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not a team captain, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Damn The Agiles |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All this non committment and flexible scope |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I want some bloody results |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The client wants the logo bigger |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bigger than the world has ever seen |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Well that's your problem |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want you to deal with it |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Control your damn client |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir they insisted it must be shinier |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care how shiny they want that turd polished, that's why you're a captain |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir the conditions are too poor |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What? You're complaining about the electricity again! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Next you'll want air con in the office |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What have your devs been doing all this time? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Logging their time to 'admin' |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With billability going into the negatives |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Don't they know how many Singha beers that's costing me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I hate watching all this money go down the drain |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We're here in the heat busting our balls |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | In Sydney they're probably up on level 5, playing pool and drinking cocktails |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | People just need to embrace the new system |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe a comic will help, one with a gorilla |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Pretend everyone is a superhero |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe then people will understand |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There's a hierarchy in place and people must follow it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've told them it exists but there's no need to know the team members |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I thought they could read minds by now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Tweet just by blinking |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Instead they're using bloody primitive systems |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Dan, we can still use the storywall |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Then there's Melbourne |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and Brisbane, with that Welsh git |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | I don't understand him |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just can't take it any more |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell Mike I'm heady to the villa for a few weeks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Call it stress leave or something |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I give up |
