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Here is a map of all the law schools you applied to. They are dispersed within the city, located here, here, and here. From what we gather tuition costs will be exorbitant, but beyond that, it's not clear whether traffic will be an issue or not. That's okay, I won't be going to law school,

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00:00 - 00:03Here is a map of all the law schools you applied to.
00:04 - 00:05They are dispersed within the city, located here,
00:05 - 00:07here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12From what we gather tuition costs will be exorbitant,
00:12 - 00:15but beyond that, it's not clear whether traffic will be an issue or not.
00:17 - 00:19That's okay, I won't be going to law school,
00:19 - 00:21I have decided to pursue an MA in Economics.
00:24 - 00:26Comrade...
00:27 - 00:28Rouben...
00:31 - 00:33You have been accepted to Loyola and Southwestern.
00:34 - 00:36Both schools are offering sizeable scholarships.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who didn't suggest reapplying to law school, please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Are you fucking kidding me?!
01:15 - 01:17All this time, and they accept me as soon as I apply for an Economics degree?!
01:18 - 01:23And with generous fucking scholarships no less!
01:25 - 01:28Why the fuck does this always happen to me?
01:29 - 01:31Every fucking time!
01:31 - 01:34And if I make the wrong move now it'll just end up being another regret!
01:34 - 01:37That's right, just another of Rouben's infamous regrets!
01:37 - 01:40Just like my spectacular UCSB fuck-up!
01:40 - 01:42But Rouben, you were accepted to both UCSD and UC-
01:42 - 01:46Shut the fuck up! You didn't even tell me Emin was going to UCSB!
01:46 - 01:48But Rouben, you still had the opportunity to attend UCSB.
01:48 - 01:52Well isn't your hindsight twenty-fucking-twenty!
01:53 - 01:54Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
01:56 - 01:57As soon as I decide on what I'm going to do with my future:
01:57 - 02:00"You know what, I think I will finally go for that Economics degree"
02:00 - 02:03But no, that's way too easy. Now they throw this shit at me!
02:04 - 02:08You have got to be fucking kidding me!
02:08 - 02:13Why? What have I done to deserve this? Nothing can every come easy to me, nothing!
02:14 - 02:16All I ever wanted was to earn a doctorate in Political Science.
02:17 - 02:21But then I had the bright idea that a law degree would be more lucrative. I didn't even end up attending Loyola!
02:27 - 02:29Now I have to play a fucking hand of end-game Durak.
02:30 - 02:34If only I could learn from history and accept my wretched fate.
02:34 - 02:36Apparently the gods themselves are against me.
02:41 - 02:42This is too much.
02:43 - 02:47If only I had decided to pursue degrees like Biology or Computer Science!
02:48 - 02:53Instead I ended up choosing an interest rather than a practical career path.
02:54 - 02:56They told me to "study what I loved".
02:56 - 02:59What bullshit. Look at how that ended!
03:00 - 03:02The whole thing is a sham!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Tamar, at least we have high-paying nursing degrees.
03:14 - 03:16I can't even go to Cafe O anymore.
03:19 - 03:23And I'll probably end up hating law school as well.
03:25 - 03:26"Study what you love" they said.
03:31 - 03:33And I was naive enough to believe it.
03:40 - 03:46All I ever wanted was to start a printing business at Woodbury.
03:46 - 03:49Or even a tutoring agency.
03:53 - 03:56Un-fucking-believable.