00:00 - 00:03Here is a map of all the law schools you applied to.
00:04 - 00:05They are dispersed within the city, located here,
00:05 - 00:07here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12From what we gather tuition costs will be exorbitant,
00:12 - 00:15but beyond that, it's not clear whether traffic will be an issue or not.
00:17 - 00:19That's okay, I won't be going to law school,
00:19 - 00:21I have decided to pursue an MA in Economics.
00:24 - 00:26Comrade...
00:27 - 00:28Rouben...
00:31 - 00:33You have been accepted to Loyola and Southwestern.
00:34 - 00:36Both schools are offering sizeable scholarships.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who didn't suggest reapplying to law school, please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Are you fucking kidding me?!
01:15 - 01:17All this time, and they accept me as soon as I apply for an Economics degree?!
01:18 - 01:23And with generous fucking scholarships no less!
01:25 - 01:28Why the fuck does this always happen to me?
01:29 - 01:31Every fucking time!
01:31 - 01:34And if I make the wrong move now it'll just end up being another regret!
01:34 - 01:37That's right, just another of Rouben's infamous regrets!
01:37 - 01:40Just like my spectacular UCSB fuck-up!
01:40 - 01:42But Rouben, you were accepted to both UCSD and UC-
01:42 - 01:46Shut the fuck up! You didn't even tell me Emin was going to UCSB!
01:46 - 01:48But Rouben, you still had the opportunity to attend UCSB.
01:48 - 01:52Well isn't your hindsight twenty-fucking-twenty!
01:53 - 01:54Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
01:56 - 01:57As soon as I decide on what I'm going to do with my future:
01:57 - 02:00"You know what, I think I will finally go for that Economics degree"
02:00 - 02:03But no, that's way too easy. Now they throw this shit at me!
02:04 - 02:08You have got to be fucking kidding me!
02:08 - 02:13Why? What have I done to deserve this? Nothing can every come easy to me, nothing!
02:14 - 02:16All I ever wanted was to earn a doctorate in Political Science.
02:17 - 02:21But then I had the bright idea that a law degree would be more lucrative. I didn't even end up attending Loyola!
02:27 - 02:29Now I have to play a fucking hand of end-game Durak.
02:30 - 02:34If only I could learn from history and accept my wretched fate.
02:34 - 02:36Apparently the gods themselves are against me.
02:41 - 02:42This is too much.
02:43 - 02:47If only I had decided to pursue degrees like Biology or Computer Science!
02:48 - 02:53Instead I ended up choosing an interest rather than a practical career path.
02:54 - 02:56They told me to "study what I loved".
02:56 - 02:59What bullshit. Look at how that ended!
03:00 - 03:02The whole thing is a sham!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Tamar, at least we have high-paying nursing degrees.
03:14 - 03:16I can't even go to Cafe O anymore.
03:19 - 03:23And I'll probably end up hating law school as well.
03:25 - 03:26"Study what you love" they said.
03:31 - 03:33And I was naive enough to believe it.
03:40 - 03:46All I ever wanted was to start a printing business at Woodbury.
03:46 - 03:49Or even a tutoring agency.
03:53 - 03:56Un-fucking-believable.