| 00:00 - 00:05 | I have my secret fantasy blueprint for success right here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I have to keep adding new techniques to it each year |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | ....to stay ahead of the competition |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Anyway I play fantasy soccer with my brother and my nephew and season after season I gobbled up their pitiful attempts to beat me |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Finally I lost one season, and they are claim that I am not the best |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | those mothersfuckers right? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The audacity!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They forget just like that who is God of fantasy |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Unbelievable! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | You should see my nephew, he loses by more than 200 points every season and he claims I copy his team! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I can't tell if he is fucking with me, he says it so seriously |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | But surely he knows his place right? |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Me copy his team? He's taking the piss right? |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | If I copied shit, my team would also be shit |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I love him to death, but he's such a fuckwit ! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I am top 1% worldwide but I copy this prick? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And my fucking brother, don't get me started |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | He spends more than half his trades cloning my team |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Then claims he never looks at my team ! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | God forbid I copy one of his players and he uses the next 10 trades copying my team |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Then he shoots himself in the foot |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And still claims he still doesn't look at my team !! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | OK serious fantasy talk now |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I lost back to back seasons to this dog and his cloning tactics |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And he now claims to be fantasy king |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Nek minut I am winning by 200 points ! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | That dickhead... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | He can't copy my team anymore |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Because he's 200 points and it's only halfway through the season |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Wanker !! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Better than me? |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Better than me !!?? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | You woke up the dragon! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Now at BBQs, these bitches don't wanna talk about fantasy anymore |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | My nephew getting stomped so hard, he didn't even register a team for the second half of the season ! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Is this the nephew who says you copy his team? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, that little faggot ! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Every year he tells me he has a better team |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | EVERY BLOODY YEAR ! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I've never heard someone talk so much shit in my life ! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So do you copy him like he claims? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Absolutely, that is why my team is doing even better when he didn't register a team |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | The truth is he keeps picking Manchester United players, that dickhead had Shinji Kagawa in his team last season |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Kagawa is good he reckons... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I'm not the best ? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I can't wait for these clowns to lose by 200 again |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | and try to convince the Farmilos that I am not superior |
