| 00:00 - 00:02 | £180 to give myself unlimited nicknames... |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Fuck off! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | What the hell would I be doing now |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | On Hattrick? |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Hattrick? HATTRICK? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | I would have been |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | looking on Questions Engish |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Shooting people down? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Yes, shooting people down |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | I am a keyboard warrior!!!! |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Then some heroic bloke shows me the error of my ways |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | So I insult his team and how rubbish he's done! |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I remind him (in my underpants) how far he's got in the Cup |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | ...and crack one off thinking I've won |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | What do you think of the new prices Matt- |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | I said what do you think of the new prices Dickhead? |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Dick head? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Show me what do you do now you can't shoot people down on Friday nights? |
