| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have ordered our best courier to deliver your test score |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Although he should be arriving anytime today |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Unfortunately the road to Berlin is blocked by Asians trying to get their scores |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So he should be here tomorrow |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And deliver what you got on the AP World Exam |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, I will finally beat Stalin |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With my 5 in AP World |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuher. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stalin |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stalin saw your score while looking for his |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says that you only got a 2 on the exam |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who got a 5 on the exam.....leave.....now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I STUDIED FOR THIS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | EVEN DURING SPRING BREAK I STAYED UP TILL 3 STUDYING |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I LOST 3 INCHES IN HEIGHT FOR LACK OF SLEEP |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, I WORKED TOO HARD |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I SPENT $300 IN THE PAST MONTH ON STARBUCKS ALONE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND AT THE SAME TIME I SPENT $200 ON MY TUTOR |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my Fuher, everyone knows the hard work you put in- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NO ONES GONNA CARE IF I GOT A 2 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my Fuher, we all didn't get 5's either |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | AHH, BUT YOU'RE NO THE ONES WHO ARE CONTROLLING GERMANY |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHO'S GONNA THINK OF ME AS A LEADER NOW |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ONCE EVERYONE FINDS OUT I FAILED |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NO ONES GONNA OBEY MY ORDERS ANYMORE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THE ARMY'S GONNA DESERT ME AND GO JOIN THE AMERICANS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE NAVY |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY WERE ALREADY COWARDLY TO BEGIN WITH |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND NOW THEY WON'T EVEN COME OUT OF THEIR ROOMS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND HOW IS IT, THAT I LOST THE THAT IDIOT STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The sheer amount of time I put into this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My blood sweat and tears, it was all for nothing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It makes me so pissed off |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All I wanted to do was make Mrs.Rutherford proud |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Was that too much to ask for as a student!?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And she went through so much to teach me the material |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How am I going to face her now?!? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The shame is too much for me to bear |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I can't think of any way to redeem myself |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Mrs.Rutherford will surely be proud of you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least we all failed together |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I couldn't imagine it if I were the only one to fail |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Of everyone |
| 03:27 - 03:32 | (Crap we all got a 4) |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's all over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Screw it, let's all forget this ever happened |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And go work at McDonald's or something |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | UTD, here I come |
