| 00:00 - 00:00 | To our good friend and Pakistan colleague DOOSRA. Get well soon pal. |
| 00:01 - 00:03 | I am 4vets. Esteemed manager of Pakistan. You want shum?? |
| 00:03 - 00:06 | We are here. We are team Pakistan. We are old. |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | I've seen a lot of trash talk on here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I've seen Sexism-gate. FFS cliques. Elitism. |
| 00:12 - 00:19 | I've even seen Breadbin, Jinswick and Muppet having a threesome. I've
seen things you people wouldn't believe
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. |
| 00:22 - 00:26 | All those
moments
will be lost in time, like tears
in
rain. Time
to die
|
| 00:26 - 00:29 | Oh no, wait, I will hang on until after the tournament finishes. |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | IT STOPS HERE AND NOW! My team is ready. And pensioned. |
| 00:33 - 00:35 | We've taken our phased medications. We've had lots of Horlicks and early nights. |
| 00:36 - 00:39 | We've pimped up our Zimmer frames and our wheelchairs. We've slapped a sex ban on our MILFS. Now that is commitment to the cause! |
| 00:40 - 00:43 | To our good friend and Pakistan colleague DOOSRA. Get well soon pal. |
