00:00 - 00:03Sir we discover Richard coolbear is still alive
00:03 - 00:08He is living around about here
00:04 - 00:05So far, they have shown up here
00:08 - 00:12With a guinepig called Spike we think
00:12 - 00:15And the guinea pig likes hay and lettuce...
00:17 - 00:19So you are telling me he is alive?
00:19 - 00:21So you are telling me he is alive?
00:24 - 00:26Yes
00:27 - 00:28He apparently likes running
00:31 - 00:33and cycling
00:34 - 00:36And being gay.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who likes cycling and running get out
01:13 - 01:15I can't believe how stupid you all are
01:15 - 01:17and now you tell me he is gay as well!
01:18 - 01:23I just don't like gay people!!!
01:25 - 01:28and I don't like any of you!
01:29 - 01:31how could this happen?
01:31 - 01:34I said how could this happen?!?!
01:34 - 01:37I thought you where meant to be smart people!
01:37 - 01:40I thought you where meant to be smart people!
01:40 - 01:42Well he pretended to be a lady and escaped
01:42 - 01:46What? but he is a man!
01:46 - 01:48yes but he looks a lot like a lady
01:48 - 01:52You idiots I know he looks like a lady
01:53 - 01:54but that doesn't mean he looks..
01:56 - 01:57really ladyish!
01:57 - 02:00and now he is living happily
02:00 - 02:03with a lovely little guinea pig
02:04 - 02:08who probably has a brain bigger than all of yours put together
02:08 - 02:13probably eats more because according to
02:14 - 02:16this evidence the guinea pig is extremely fat!
02:17 - 02:21It also says he is a pilot for BA
02:27 - 02:29I mean what is BA?
02:30 - 02:34What on earth does it stand for!
02:34 - 02:36probably Big Annoyance or
02:41 - 02:42big arse or something else that is rude!
02:43 - 02:47And he also has two son's called Carl and Niklas!
02:48 - 02:53And Carl is hansom!
02:54 - 02:56I just can't believe it!!! This is so annoying!
02:56 - 02:59I don't even like guinea pigs!
03:00 - 03:02They are small and squeaky!!!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, I like guinea pigs
03:14 - 03:16This is just too stressfull
03:19 - 03:23I am going to get my rubber ducky,
03:25 - 03:26Get my luxury soaps,
03:31 - 03:33get my toy submarine,
03:40 - 03:46and have a nice relaxing bubble bath
03:46 - 03:49and I don't want to hear another word about
03:53 - 03:56this gay ladylike man....