| 00:00 - 00:03 | we were thinking of buying roads bike |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and having a pedal round here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | starting from this point |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | doing a massive circle |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and finishing where we started,here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | you ride in your big gay circle |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Iam going to Antur Stiniog |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner didnt book the uplift in time |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | all the places have gone |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if you have bought a road bike,padded shorts or a water bottle,leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | we ride downhill |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | we ride mother fucking downhill |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I hate roadies,transexuals dressed in lycra |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | with their skinny tyres,shaved legs |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and bellend shaped helmets |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | me ride a road bike, are you joking? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | you have more chance of getting a dry day at Revo |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | in the middle of winter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my Fuhrer it doesnt always rain in Wales |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT?? it never stops raining you mental twat |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my Fuhrer some times it snows |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you make me want to throw my crayons |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | we could of gone any where |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Farmer Johns |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Innerleithen,Black Mountains,Woburn,Stile Cop |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Hamsterly,Molfre even Fort BIll |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i would even of rode XC on a 29er wth flat tyres |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | or ridden a Fat bike in public |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | do you have no pride ??? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | if you told me earlier i could of rode dirt jumps with Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | whats wrong with you ??? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | do you not like having your heart in your mouth |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | adrenaline flowing through your veins |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | instead you would rather ride a bike |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | that gives you a bad back,a sore ass and prostate cancer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | plus I cant ride next week because i have to go to IKEA with the mrs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hate IKEA |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | nearly as much as I hate roadies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I might just sell my bike !!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he is lying, you will never be that lucky |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have had enough |
| 03:18 - 03:24 | Iam going to put my rig on Pinkbike.I will quit before I become a roadie |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | for shizzle |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Patrick I need to use your account |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I got banned because I was a scammer. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | so what if it wasnt a picture of my bike |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | visit Crank Addictz on Facebook |
