| 00:00 - 00:03 | That was Nixon on the phone, He is out his mind and does not know where he is |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are gonna start buy searching all the chippys in the area, here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, he loves food and hates people who wear Hollister clothes! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even though he enjoys shitey adidas multicoloured spaceman t shirts. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He might be at the pipe shop |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Infact Id bet my life on it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The pipe shop |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Is well, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The pipe shop has ran out of drone now sir. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He needs to buy it from dodgy bastards doon leith! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | what about Smiffy? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | His gear used to be banging! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He even used to fucking deliver |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is the worst news ever |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Try some of that magic? its suppsed to be just as good |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | oh fuck, he shouldnt have sayed that! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | MAGIC?? MAGIC?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DO I LOOK LIKE FUCKING DAVID BLAINE? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | OR THAT WEE DAFTY DYNAMO?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Nothing wrong with dynamo sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who asked you ya doofty? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sorry sir, but i like his tv show, its entertaining |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I like it aswell but we are getting a little off topic here |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What are we gonna put up our beaks if there is no drone? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I canny handle that ket, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | legal highs are aww shite |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and dinny get me started on that flour/sugar thats getting sold at the kirkgate |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | more chance of getting a pint from Ben McCann |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | than getting a buzz from that pish!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I got a half dig for £30 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A half dig of fucking garbage for THIRTY FUCKING BUCKS!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I dinny even wanna think about it anymore.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | some1 please just tell me that |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | scott paul hasnt locked himself in max's bathroom again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He still has the joabby stains |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | aww aboot his sheep skin carpet |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and the stench, the fucking stench!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | oh dear lord |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It still haunts me |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | seeing the shite aww aboot his arse! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | So much poo poo |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ... now just all of uze fuck off, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Im gonna bight the bullet and give Robo a phonecall |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I could be on the phone for hours |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | maybe even days |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | listening to his verbal diahorrea |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Times like these I wish I was Nixon |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hes always too melted to know what the fucks going on anyway..... |
