ADMIN'S BAD DAY adj.
240 views • 4/2/2013
| 00:00 - 00:03 | A coup has successfully taken over your Reliability group. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And your NEW Facebook group ... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ... resembles this ugly orange stain. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Members could no longer tolerate your admins or Webb's relentless bullying. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They felt you were a weak admin, and sold really crappy T-shirts & other products. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their leaders... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... and tell them to give it back. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Look Sparky! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They aren't going to give it back simply because you said so! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're not Fundies! They THINK for themselves! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks I was a weak admin and marketed crappy Photoshop artwork, get out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You can't manage a group of fundies using Logic or Reason! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You grow groups like this by exploiting people's ignorance & gullibility! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You lay on the bullshit! That's what they want to hear! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The new admins will teach science as FACT, and to be tolerant of others ideas! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My admins always protected them from this! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ... and some of my admins that can barely read! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They even like to light their own farts! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My best admins are mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, your members were not happy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to take my group from me and start treating everyone with respect? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they were frustrated by unpredictable bannings & double standards. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The group members get what they deserve! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bannings! Double Standards! Humiliation! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's how you create a successful Christian debate group! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Yes, Webb was used like a guard dog! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And we all laugh when the group abuses unbelievers who disagreed with us! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I would sometimes laugh when Webb did his countdowns, or "Goochie Goo's!" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I needed that group to stroke my ego, and now that it's gone! I want it back! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | God personally gave me that group! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you dare to complain about my double standards?! Don't be STUPID! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That group is doomed without my guidance! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I created a line of T-shirts and Coffee Mugs for them! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ... even allowed them to choose their own colors! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and not ONE T-shirt order! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not ONE friggin' order! email! inquiry! or catalog download! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I even created a NEW group for them to move to and like sheep-- THEY STAYED BACK!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Disloyal BASTARDS! Every one of them! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I put years into being their admin, and this is my reward?!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I should ban every one of them! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he doesn't know you're still in Reliabillity. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I could always blame myself... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ... but when I project my faults onto others, I feel better. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Delusional. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm too old to change now. So... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going back to the Reliability group... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ... and throw HISSY FITS until they give it back to me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Screw them all! |
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