| 00:00 - 00:03 | Palestine has been invaded by the Turks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have reached the Golan heights |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Right here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are clearly a bunch of disorganized Rabble |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are unsure of where their real troops are |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get the British Dominion office on the phone |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll see when their troops arrive to help |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tried sending troops last turn |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were unable to arrive in time |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the Palestinian officers in the room step out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck happened to them? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | There couldn't have been anything stopping them |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And without their help we have been pushed out of Lebanon |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We could've help them at the fucking gates and slaughtered them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked now |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They were stopped by a mysterious force and now there is nothing stopping them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The sheer incompetence of the British troops coming to help |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How could they be so stupid to not come and help at all that turn |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they were coming straight from England |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That is no excuse for them not sending ANY troops from Egypt that turn |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Egypt is in a civil war right now there was no way |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They may have been in civil war but they didn't even send ONE soldier |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | For fucks sake they could've relocated their troops in Kuwait to us |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why are we getting fucked over? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This damn new Ottoman Empire seeking to annex us |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Despite fucking mounds of British troops that SHOULD come to help |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is BULLSHIT WE COULD'VE AGAIN GOTTEN SOME TROOPS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WE NEEDED SOMETHING THIS TURN TO HELP US BUT NOTHING! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They could've fucking prepared for this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But no instead we get nothing at all while we're annexed |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need help Godamnit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They should've seen this coming |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But they were to stupid to send anything at all |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Nothing at all |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This is just bullshit they could've done something |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least they weren't totally incompetent and blockaded the Turks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It will help in the long run |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But why not give some of their garrisons to us? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So much fucking BULLSHIT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay we'll do well next turn |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So many Turks could've died this turn |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Much more than that small amount we did kill |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least we got some of them |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A good third of their army |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There's always next turn to make it right and kill them all |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can take all of those devil Turks straight to hell with us |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | All of them |
