| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are submitting 4 Bench to Bedside applications this year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | MSCs for GVHD, CTLs, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Gaucher's and Donor IL-2 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But we need more lab space and research nurses |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Plus we need to deal with CRFs, SAE, the IRB and the FDA |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Take FTEs from Dr. Young and |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and ask Doris for office space |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sequestration... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sequestration is now in effect. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No more FTEs or office space. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't bald, short or old, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Blasts and Schistocytes!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Today, I was strip searched at Security |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | a third time. A dang deer ate my grapes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and then ran into my car. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They cut my research funding by 25% |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now we can't do Cellular Therapy at NIH. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even MSCs won't cure this blasted mess |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How are we to survive the IRB, data monitors, peer review and the BSC? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we can always call Dr. Le at the FDA |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Idiot, the FDA started this mess in the first place |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Sawa also wants more plasma samples |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I've had it with everyone's complaining |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Someone's replaced my English tea |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with Colombian coffee! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And none of our patients speak German. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There will be NO attendance at conferences this year |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | or maybe forever, there is no money left in our CAN. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And why does everyone keep having babies |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Jeff, Chris, Kit, Libby, two for Minoo AND a grandson for Jan |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's good to have a little GVHD |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But this feels like graft rejection, leukemic relapse AND toxoplasmosis. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We are all going to be sequestered |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No more travel vouchers.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No more research samples, source documents, SAEs or continuing reviews. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Only a dead file room for dead charts, dead cells and dead careers. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I wanted to create the best Cellular Therapy program. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | After carving up Europe, I got a Green Card |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But the FDA is worse than the Gestapo. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Nancy. You don't need to put orders in POTs. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now what the hell do I do? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I won't plead for apheresis slots |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm so tired. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I love wine, you know. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could go into isolation, like one of our patients with VRE or KPC |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and never publish in Blood again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll just have to try harder. |
