Hitler upset about Platinium
384 views • 3/30/2013
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Platinum have been playing for six weeks now and next week they have a bye |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | According to out calculations half the team have left town and can't make it to practice |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | so there's no point in having it |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Mr G has decided to leave town too my fuhrer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We shall send our battleships out to the lake in diamond formation so that he has no luck catching fish |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's ok, he doesn't catch any fish anyway |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | i'm still pissed at the time he used my rod as a goalie stick |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer.. umm |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mr G.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mr G has decided to move Becky to A Grade |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wants her to play goalie at high school nationals |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't think Platinum will win B Grade....there's the fuckin' door... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU SHITTIN ME!!!!??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NOW!! NOW HE DECIDES TO PUT HER IN A GRADE!!!!??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE MOVES HANNAH DOWN AND NOW THIS??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | NOW SHE'S GOING TO BE PLAYING WITH SAM HARRIS AND DARBY?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SAM HARRIS A GOD DAMNED LEGEND!!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THAT MR G FU*K DID THIS BEHIND MY BACK!!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I TOLD HIM SO MANY TIMES DON'T TEACH THE C GRADERS HOW TO SKATE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT DID HE GO AND DO!!!?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Boss .... Eva and Brayden are no longer walkers! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!! EVA BOUGHT 7K'S FROM THE SHOP AND NOW HER STICK'S BROKEN!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | YOU'RE RIGHT! THEY REALLY SUCK AT BUYING THINGS!!!! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | MR G THINKS HE'S ALL FANCY TEACHING THEM THIS DIAMOND FORMATION AND Y FORMATION!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | THEY COULDN'T EVEN BEAT FRASER LET ALONE DIO!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU SEE THIS!?? FU*K I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I COULD TRIP UP A WALKER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ITS LIKE OHH IZZY CAN PLAY OHH IZZY CAN'T PLAY OHH IZZY CAN PLAY GOAL... ITS LIKE WTF MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | OHH WAIT IZZY'S AWAY LETS PUT BECKY IN BECKY'S THE SAVIOUR! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HE HAD PIP IN GOAL AND SHE DID JUST FINE, THEY WERE 3-0 UP IN THE GAME AGAINST ST PAULS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND BECKI CAME ALONG AND WHAT HAPPENED???!! ST PAULS SCORED 2 GOALS FOR CRESTS SAKE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IF I COULD JUST CRUSH MR G'S BALLS AND THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW I'D BE SO HAPPY!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | HE ALWAYS, AND I MEAN ALWAYS SITS ON THE BENCH AND SAYS NOTHING!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | AND WHEN HE TELLS ANTONY TO PASS IT TO POINT THE MIDGET PASSES IT STRAIGHT TO THE OPPOSITION!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | OLIVER IS THE BEST PLAYER AND ZED IS STILL RUNNING INTO WALLS I MEAN WTF!!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | DON'T EVEN GET ME GOING ON THE OTHER TEAMS... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | SEMTEX HAVE PLAYED LIKE THE NGARUAWAHIA JABBERWOOKIES ON COCAINE!!!!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND TO THINK I WITHDREW MILLIONS FROM MY ASB ACCOUNT TO GET THEM JERSEYS THAT WERE ONLY ONE COLOUR!!! WTF!!??? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I MEAN.. THEY'RE ONLY JERSEY'S RIGHT?? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE ANY DAMN PRIDE??? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | EVEN THE OPPOSITION ARE TREATING PLAYING HILLCREST AS PRACTICE BECAUSE THE SHIRTS ARE SO BORING!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Don't worry Jan... At least the jerseys aren't as bad as what you have on.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Sigh.. Well at least the Dio are winning... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And the return of Jeremy Wang has given us much needed success... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Give me that weed Fritz... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's ok, i think i need to get high now.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | One time, we got so wasted that Mr G, Steven and I crammed into a porche and drifted the Fieldays carpark.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We were super-high, then... |
| 03:52 - 03:56 | Dio will win..... again... girls rock.. |
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