| 00:00 - 00:02 | We found that cunt the hot red mackem |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | He hangs out with small boys, he has a Barbie you know |
| 00:06 - 00:09 | Quite sad for a 19 year old |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | Is it true he has no penis - Eh? |
| 00:11 - 00:12 | He cannae get an erection |
| 00:13 - 00:15 | He seemes to spend his time fiddlin' wi his ringpiece |
| 00:15 - 00:16 | it was gaping |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | He's had sex with a donkey and he's currently prolapsed? |
