| 00:00 - 00:03 | its all gone tits up on not606 top boy |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | caption text here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have sussed you out and are gathering here |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | caption text here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they are in the Hastings Hill pub and Grindon looking for you |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | caption text here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | they are renowned hard bastards |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With rumours Fu King and Amsterdam rodger are on there way |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You lot are supposed to back me up! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And now i'm in it up to my neck in shit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Hotred! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | This was all supposed to be a joke |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But you took it too far you ginger fool |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I am now scared to go out at night incase shameless gets me |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks they havnt seen through me stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ok so i'm a stupid ginger schoolkid OK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | my cover has been blown, they can see i'm a fucking ginger prick |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and now they are gonna remove my testicles |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | i dont know how i will get out of this mess |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They may even kill my hamster, rupert! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I thought i had them beat until the clever twats came along |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sid is on my case aswel as Talc |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I've tried to use my alter ego stu to no avail |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Why has this not worked? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Even the mags can see through me |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | So why dont you just admit your a horrible ginger twat? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | that wont make a difference they all know i'm a cunt |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | who's fucking idea was this wind up in the first place? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I cant remember but he's getting a wedgy! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I am now frightened on my way to school |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Vinegar Joe wants to rip my spleen out |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | His son Teesidemackem wants to skull fuck me! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The whole of NOT606 are going to kill me, slowly with blunt instruments |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Marcublackcat is going to bugger me with his guitar |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | LostinVegas, Dorset and Bobby will be jumping in when you least expect them. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Shameless will put it all on you tube |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Parker, Moorsley and Murray will dive in |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Calm and Washy too. Dont even mention Billy D |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He will do things to me i dont even want to imagine |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I've really fucked up this time |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who the fuck is Big Dave anyway? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Bring me my warm milk |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | My status in the playground has been destroyed |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm going to pretend it was sunderlandstu |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Lets face it your sons a grade A prick, I Know |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I may aswell come out of the closet |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am Gay and love the cock |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And I am in love with one of you |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm looking at you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i'm a ginger skinny faggot everyone |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I couldnt even make this work |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm off for my 9th wank today |
