| 00:00 - 00:03 | The civil group has picked up several new projects recently... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...a park project in Lancaster City... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and a church land development project here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They've also met their billable hour goals for each of the past six weeks... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and they have several large jobs on the hook in Gettysburg as well. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Civil is weak. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They design like it was 1987. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The civil... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The civil group is working on a big initiative called "the dark side of CADD". |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're mastering Civil 3D. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who knows how to use a french curve...leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They're designing in three dimensions! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They've never been able to design in three dimensions! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those knuckleheads should NEVER be allowed to even touch a computer! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They barely know how to use the copiers. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What a frickin' waste of time. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They've been talking about Civil 3D for five years! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Mitch is the only one who can even open the program. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Those idiots only screw things up when they use CADD! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they're learning to draw, design and calculate. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They can barely get their timesheets done on time! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they've already completed the "draw" objective. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So now they'll use CADD to draw instead of red-lining plans! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All because of what? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Some idiot does an asinine rap song. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "We gotta draw, design and calculate" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "to make the cardiac muscle palpitate." |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I had that stuck in my head for three frickin' days! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It took listening to an entire Miley Cyrus album before I could think straight again. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And she's NOTHING like Billy Ray. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But I'm sure she could communicate a plan better than that insipid twit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So now they've got a CADD manual started in OneNote. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A three-ring binder...that was MY manual. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Something you could put on a shelf! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Anyone can just go into OneNote and add helpful tips and instructions! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The "draw" instructions have already been posted. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Next they'll move into the "design" phase. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They'll learn all about alignments, profiles and cross sections. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Corridor modeling, pipe networks and grading tools! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK...they'll figure it out. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Then they'll be more efficient with their designs. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll come in under budget and avoid costly mistakes. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Solid profits. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Excellent work. Great client relationships. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They'll be the undeniable civil group of choice. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Turning vision into reality... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...the CSD Way. |
