| 00:00 - 00:03 | Don't forget, tomorrow you have an appointment at the eye doctor. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Tonight, before you join your "wife" in Skyrim, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Josh can give you a ride to get dinner. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Danny's is having taco night, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but you might prefer one of the chains near Strang Line. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm staying home, eating pizza. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I already ordered, extra pepperoni. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kurt... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The pizza arrived a few minutes ago. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They put all the pepperonis under the cheese. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has ever given me a ride, get out. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They did it again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Every time I order from that place, they screw it up! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The last time, I ordered hamburger pizza, and it was all pellets! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then there's all the grease. Blotting, so many paper towels, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I spend more on paper towels than on the pizza! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And this is the only place whose Health Inspection report I approved. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The others had mold on the ice machine |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or stored raw sausage above cooked pepperoni. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Kurt, seriously, neither of those things have any impact on a cooked pizza. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes they do! It's gross! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Then maybe you should eat something cooked at home? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Eat something cooked on a home grill? Are you insane? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Disgusting. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's almost as gross |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | as eating a chicken breast without picking out all the veins first. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | There are flies, and the meat might be undercooked! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And my mom touches the food without wearing gloves! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Ever since my chauffer Sarah quit, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've been stuck ordering second rate pizza |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | except for the few times Josh can tear himself away from that smoothie stand. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sure, I have a driver's license, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But driving is too dangerous unless I have total silence, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and there are no other cars on the road. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There could be so much nummy food... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but it's all ruined by jackasses who don't know how to cook it properly. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw the cheese on top of the pepperonis without regard for the correct topping order? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How to they expect them to cook properly? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To think, I finally worked up the nerve to ask Atlantis out, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and now I'm distracted by this travesty. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you'll get a taste of Kurtlet sausage soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose, when my dad gets home, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can have him drive me to Stonewall Pizza. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That's nummy. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Thank god I can at least do that. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | A perfectly cooked pizza, that's not too burn't around the edges... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and a 32 oz Boulevard Wheat beer on tap. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That will restore my giddiness. |
