| 00:00 - 00:04 | Xbox Live gamers and YouTube users from around the world have been voting all day. |
| 00:04 - 00:08 | People of all races, ages, creeds, and religions are in agreement. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Initial results show that people like you more than they like xxxxLEADERxxxx |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | The few people who preferred xxxxLEADERxxxx were forced by our army to vote that way. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The voting is NOT final yet. |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | The Jews and Blacks are probably late with their votes. |
| 00:25 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | It is... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | It is statistically impossible for you to be more hated than xxxxLEADERxxxx |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | We would have to invent people who like xxxxLEADERxxxx |
| 00:53 - 00:54 | Here me now... |
| 00:54 - 01:00 | Everyone who thinks I am MORE likeable than xxxxLEADERxxxx...get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:18 | How the fuck, can xxxxLEADERxxxx be MORE hated than me? |
| 01:19 - 01:23 | I authorized evil scientific experiments on human babies... |
| 01:26 - 01:28 | This is bullshit... |
| 01:29 - 01:32 | I slaughtered half the world's population for no reason. |
| 01:32 - 01:35 | People still HATE him more than ME... |
| 01:35 - 01:38 | Even after all the evil things I have done... |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | The people are blind to my evil! |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Sir...the voters simply know the truth. |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | What is the truth?...I command you to tell me now! |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | Sir...his entire social network is comprised of people that HATE him.. |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | What kind of psycho considers his enemies to be social contacts? |
| 01:52 - 02:00 | This world is going to hell... |
