| 00:01 - 00:05 | King Harris, it was a quite night. Not many people were out and the pickings were slim |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We went to the elk then infernos |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Kitty hadn't showered and Robs combover was a mess |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | And Gemma obviously looked terrible |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | Rob is always a mess but who else didn't pick up? |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Lee Roy |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Hoey |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kitty, Maya, Hannah, Penguin, Madge |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Even Alex and Bianca didn't root |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has not had anal before get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are they fucking serious!!! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I here Bianca and Alex fuck daily, he must of at least have gotten a hand job! |
| 01:21 - 01:24 | And I thoght Madge got heaps of dick at university! |
| 01:26 - 01:29 | Even the penguin couldn't fuck that Hannah bitch |
| 01:30 - 01:36 | The midget could have at least been used as a decoy runner |
| 01:36 - 01:40 | The little girl could have at least attracted a sympathy vote |
| 01:41 - 01:43 | Yes King Harris but we all had a really fun night |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | The point of a night is to put a dick into a vagina you fuckwit |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I think Hoey kissed a boy |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | A 40 year old Italian doesn't count |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | CUNT BALLS |
| 01:56 - 02:02 | I know I am talented but I can't do everything for this house |
| 02:03 - 02:06 | Lee Roy needs to stop using his bullshit Irish accent |
| 02:06 - 02:09 | And the penguin needs to stop shovelling shit up his nose |
| 02:09 - 02:15 | Kitty needs to stop focusing on getting a big brown dick and lower her already low standards |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | My Kingwood crew has gone to shit since that magician hunter arrived |
| 02:26 - 02:31 | Bainca and Alex wouldn't even have sex on the pue for me |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | I like banging girls boobs |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | It gives me an erection without Viagra |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | This can't go on |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't wait till Lee Roy leaves so at least we will have lost all our lebos |
| 02:48 - 02:55 | Even Jemily would have picked up some dog between them |
| 02:56 - 03:05 | Who am I supposed to listen to having sex at night if you can't insert 1 measley dick |
| 03:13 - 03:17 | That penguin dosser prick better leave soon |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Rob and his saliva can go with him |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Send Madge to Syria |
| 03:40 - 03:44 | If Alex washed his hair we might at least find some weed in there |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is he always high |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Does he know he has left Australia or did he float here |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This house is fucked |
| 04:04 - 04:06 | Budpest wont know what fucking hit it |
