| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have got a message for you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It from some guy from berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He said there a new awesome game called Crysis 3 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And he said it really badass and cool |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so he recommened to you to get it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well does it have unlimited powers.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for the nanosuit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't have unlimited powers in Crysis 3 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we only got limited powers |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who think Crysis 3 will be Awesome leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT UNLIMITED POWERS IN IT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | DAMN THIS SUCK |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY HAVEN'T PUT IT IN THE GAME |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SINCE THE DEMO CAME OUT I WAS PLAYING MULTPLAYER |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND IT WAS FUCKIN SHIT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | what wrong with multplayer it really fun |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU THINK I GAVE A SHIT I HATE MULTPLAYER |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer i cannot let you say that |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'M TRIED OF YOUR SHIT BLACK OPS 2 IS WAY BETTER |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHEN I HEARD CRYSIS 2 COMING OUT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AWSOME |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT NO IT NOT GODDAMNIT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | CAUSE YOU GET LIMITED CLOAK AND ARMOUR |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | MEAN YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO RECHARGE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | YOU INBECILES IT SHIT |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND I BET YOU ALL WILL GET THIS GAME LIKE STAILN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I THOUGHT...IT WOULD BE AWSOME |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | BUT TURN'S OUT TO BE SHIT |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | GODDAMNIT... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY EA MAKE THIS WORST WHY DID THEY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND IT WOULDN'T BEEN SHIT IF THEY REPLACE LIMITED TO UNLIMITED |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | AND THEN IT WOUNDN'T BE SHIT |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | LIKE THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THAT TO CRYSIS AND 2 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FOR GODSAKE WHY DIDN'T THEY DO THAT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It ok i bet he didn't mean it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now this is the worst game ever made |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | which means i have to play Far Cry 3 as usally |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Damn... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This. suck |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now i want you all to get me a HDTV |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So then i can get better graphics. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Damn you EA. |
