The Geon story by Adolph
360 views • 3/23/2013
The final hours in the Geon-bunker
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, the administration has begun. Operation Phoenix is in progress. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We begin in Banksmeadow |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Parramatta |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And progress to all 17 sites |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and have ordered more yellow paint for the lines |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. Soon we'll be putting in those whirly-gig presses, you know |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | like the ones IPMG and PMP has. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The paper merchants |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have blocked supply |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can not get any paper |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you who have sent their CVs to Blue Star, you can fuck off now. Go on...get the fucking hell out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Paper merchants! Fucking paper merchants! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What dick-head didn't sew them up before operation Phoenix started? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They've got nothing to lose! The insurance companies will pay their fucking accounts. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And the receivers will pay for what we buy during the administration! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every sodding detail was taken care of! Every bleedin' possibility - including my superannuation and bonuses. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What wanker couldn't get them to do what they always have done and still supply until we Phoenix? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or stockpile before the admin? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer...we had no way of knowing the solidarity of the merchants |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Solidarity? Solidarity? Where's OUR solidarity?? Haven't you read our corporate values, mission statements and press releases? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But IPMG and others threatened a boycott if Geon was supplied |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Threatened? Those pansies couldn't scrape the skin off ink left in the tray overnight! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It was all bluster and you fell for it! |
| 01:54 - 01:57 | Phoenix was all about blitzkrieg and suprise; |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "not sipping lattes in a fucking Alexandria coffee shops! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I fucking fly you all over Australia and New Zealand, staying at the best hotels |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Never arguing about your mini-bar charges or so called 'entertaing client' expenses |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Buying you nice digital cameras, iPhones and iPads to take photos of the yellow lines... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Getting rid of any bolshy fucking printer that dares to speak out against management.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you can't even make sure we have enough of the basic fucking lifeblood of the printing industry to get us through the administration |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You make us look like a sodding country quick printer |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We acquired all those print businesses like Agency, Graphic World, Graphic Printworks, Advance Press and Dynamic so we could suck the assets out of them |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Refinance and pay your fucking bonuses |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I did sleaze deals with press suppliers and I lied to staff about people being Geon's greatest asset |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | before firing them, and what do I get in return? NO FUCKING PAPER!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What do you expect us to print on? Fucking toilet rolls? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What do you think the administrators and receivers will do now? Say 'Oh we are so fucking delighted to pay all the wages out of our fees? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They will sell the sites as quick as possible and you know who will come out on top, don't you? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fucking Blue Star, you morons! We were supposed to get all the Geon assets for next to nothing with no debts and now those gobshites will!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We'd better max out the David Jones and Myer store cards quickly before it's too late. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who's is going to want to run what's left after the fire-sale? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Kevin fucking Rudd? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is worse that the fucking Labor Party spill |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We were on the hay-wagon for years conning people to sell and then asset-stripping their businesses |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We had a print empire that stretched from Perth to Christchurch, halfway round the fucking world; and now it's gone. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We've failed, we are not worthy. We have small penises and visit B&D parlours, all excepy the gay ones of you. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Sod it all...I'm getting my resume into Stockdales too. |
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