| 00:00 - 00:03 | Right Lads, bennicassim fly out July 17th |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Line ups looking Fucking Ridick |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Egg Mayo Booked Flights here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | in southend. Fuck Knows why |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | landing here in Barca straight on the richard. EGG DWAL GRAVY AND CANCE |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | .... and inspector Froster? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I assume he's taking the sleazy jet flight out with us? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, he's not gonna make it. Something about fitting a ligtbulb |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I think Kylies got him on lockdown |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and hes to scared to say yes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I think he's got work as a postman pat impersonater that week! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out Except Egg, Dwal, and Ian (Brady) |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the Fuck are you 3 Muppets talking about |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | why the fuck is inspector Froster not on the flight |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did I not make it clear enough |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Michael Forster Flight 797 Southen to Barca seat 7b? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Explain to me!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Whose Gonna Make us laugh all week |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | whose gonna swing there bollox around every 5 minutes |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Whose gonna be the loudest person in the festival and whip there top off frequently |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir what about Cance he will do that |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | CANCE !!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he can be amusing sometimes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BOLLOCKS!! Hovis in his teeth, small cock liability to us all |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | EGG MAYO U RAT FACED BALD WEASEL |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | U PROMISED ME. MICHAEL FORSTER SEAT 7B |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Get that Toupe off your head now!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | DWAL Get your hand out of that biscuit barrel right now!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What have you done to pursuade him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AS i thought sat on your ass and done Fuck all |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Next thing you will be telling me RWAL'S booked a flight again for nothing |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Brady I dont even wanna know what youve been doing. I can already see it round your snoz |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Boys this just isnt good enough |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What are we gonna do spend the week with those random blokes we met last year. Fuck that |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Dan Walsh for the last time get your hand out of the barrel |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Right we need ideas |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Get on the dog n bone to Cancea, hes a tight Fucker must have some ideas |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Make Calls to Cancea Research say we need extra funding |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | EBAY SCAMS, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | STEAL CLOTHES FROM OUTSIDE SCOPE AND GET THEM LISTED |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Mayo cant get you now |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im confident we can get Postman Pat there |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll contact Just giving and get them to set up a page |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Grab the change box from Maccy D's |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | along with those coin thingys that the penny roles around in before dropping suddenly down the middle |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope you Fully support The mike benni fund |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Chant with me. Seat 7B seat 7b |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | seat 7b seat 7b |
